It is what it is – Jen Brien

by Jennifer Brien, contributing writer, commentary

THE NIMRODS AT COLUMBIA

Can you imagine, claiming you’re some kind of revolutionary, while torching American flags, spewing antisemitic rhetoric, taking over buildings and vandalizing – UNTIL you realize no one packed a Fluffernutter for this mind-numbing soiree.  And – THEN – you want school officials to bring you gluten free food, veggie trays, and water because you’re on the college “FOOD PLAN”.

The idiocy is astounding. I really only have this to say (see below)

“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it!”  

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THANK YOU, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

Listen, I don’t know if this is true, (I mean, STORMY DANIELS was under oath) but true or not, let’s unpack for just a sec what the jury heard yesterday as the former PLAYBOY BUNNY took the STAND in this wacky HUSH MONEY trial! It got so wild the judge said to the prosecution “The degree of detail that we’re going into here is just unnecessary”.  That’s HILARIOUS!

I got to thinking, it’s not uncommon to grab a magazine to whack a bug or something… but Daniels testified yesterday that she SMACKED the President’s bottom a few times for fun during a sexual encounter with him in some Manhattan hotel room. I mean… can you imagine sitting on that jury?? I’m sure I might have been THAT ONE who literally LOL’d. I really hope it was a copy of the faux “RUSSIAN DOSSIER”… that would be priceless and a great headline.  No matter… fact is, DONALD TRUMP likes some kinky stuff. Unwittingly, Stormy just brought over a whole new bunch of voters with THAT revelation. Like it or not, they’re turning TRUMP into an URBAN legend. Mark my words. Nothing will stop a second term – except a stolen election. 

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RANDOM THOUGHTS:

“What’s that reason again BIDEN didn’t push a COVID VAX MANDATE for illegals?”

“TAYLOR SWIFT and TRAVIS KELCE will never make it. He’s gonna get SO BORED.”

“Does anyone else pee when they sneeze”?

“I’m not ANTI TRANS anything. I’m not ANTI illegal immigration. I’m not ANYTHING you say I am. I just disagree with you.”

“I’m not supposed to like BOLOGNA. BUT I DO”.

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JELLIES AND JAMS AND GOWNS OH MY!

OK. THIS may come off as mean and I’m really not TRYING to be mean I’m just trying to understand MEGHAN MARKLE and WHY she’s a thing. The amount of headlines and/or news stories about the former “DEAL OR NO DEAL” model is so weird to me. Can SOMEONE please explain why MARKLE is even a blip on the radar of AMERICAN consciousness? She’s a rich and famous wanna be who is only rich and famous for marrying into the Royal family, and then ditching the ROYAL FAMILY. She bombed at her podcast, her former boss called her a GRIFTER, and she’s been recently photographed in a gown in her kitchen to sell cutlery and nut butters.

We are dealing with high inflation out here, mortgages that are sky high, crazy food prices and somehow there’s a HUGE headline about Markle and her nut butters.  Meghan, go to a local shelter without 20 million photographers and help people, then maybe we can talk about why I should be interested in you and your jam. GET REAL. Don’t ACT the part of real. Till then, in the words of that famous PHILOSOPHER BIFF from “BACK TO THE FUTURE”… “MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET OUTTA HERE”.

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5 TIMES BIDEN SHOULD HAVE SAID “DON’T”… but didn’t

DON’T kneel for the national ANTHEM.

DON’T LIE and say border patrol agents “whipped HAITIAN illegals”.

DON’T hire SAM BRINTON.

DON’T leave our people behind in AFGHANISTAN.

DON’T STEAL AWARDS from biological female athletes.

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GOMER PYLE IS WHERE IT’S AT

SURPRISE! SUPRISE! SURPRISE!

You guys see that the PRICE TAG for the WASHINGTON BRIDGE has gone up? YEP and this is only the beginning. If I wasn’t sober, I’d invent a drinking game around that boondoggle. What a freggin nightmare. Listen, at this point I’d hire Gomer PYLE to oversee the entire thing. At least he’s an honest man. Stupid, but honest. WE desperately NEED HONEST IN RI.

That’s all I got this week gang. IT IS WHAT IT IS.

Till next week,

Jen

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Jen Brien has over 20 years of radio broadcast experience having hosted shows on WPRO and WHJJ with Ron as well as her own shows on WRKO and WBZ in Boston, WXTK on Cape Cod and WHAM in Rochester, New York. Jen was born and raised in Woonsocket and served six years in the Army MP Canine Unit.

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