Ron & Jen’s Great Escape – Dec. 14, 2022 – Ron St. Pierre and Jen Brien

by Ron St. Pierre & Jen Brien, contributing writers, commentary

Trashing Christmas ain’t INCLUSIVE

Can someone please explain to me why every other holiday, thing, day, celebration, etc., etc… WHATEVER, is cool with WOKE AMERICA except days where there is unity (Thanksgiving) LOVE OF COUNTRY (JULY 4TH) or a celebration of the birth of Jesus (CHRISTMAS). You see the pattern, right? Happy, joyous, peaceful is NOT what these people are shooting for. This gang is filled with darkness and have given negativity and anger a place to rest. They are miserable, misguided people who want to infect the world with the misery infesting them. They do not want peace or equality. They serve a demon that divides, and comes to steal, and destroy. I’m so sick of people pretending to be something virtuous for the betterment of humanity only to expose themselves when the light in many people offends the demon in them. They, the minority, who want us all to fall in lockstep with their crazy extreme living, cannot see past their narcissistic desires which are geared toward one outcome – winning. Win. At all costs. No matter what. 

Not so fast, pal. There’s A WHOLE LOT of us out here tired of your WOKE insanity and are keen to diagnose it as soon as we see it. You’re instruments in a spiritual war that’s already been won. YOU don’t get this part, and that is fabulous. That is truly the best part. The battle is futile. A mere nuisance. You cannot win. Jesus already has. In the meantime, get out of my Christmas, and if need be, go suck your thumb and grab a coloring book.

Honestly. It’s pathetic.

Till next week, Jen

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CHRISTMAS STINKBURGERS

We all have our favorite Christmas movies. A CHRISTMAS STORY, CHRISTMAS VACATION, IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, THE BISHOP’S WIFE and all those stop motion classics and animated offerings like THE GRINCH and A CHARLIE BOWN CHRISTMAS ALWAYS MAKE Santa’s nice list, but what about some of the WORST Christmas movies ever made (not counting anything the Hallmark Channel offers, as those are ALL terrible). Here are some of the biggest Christmas stinkburgers of all time:

– JINGLE ALL THE WAY with Arnold Schwarzenegger

– SURVIVING CHRISTMAS –with Ben Affleck and James Gandolfini

– DECK THE HALLS – with Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick

– SANTA CLAUSE THE MOVIE – with Dudley Moore

– HOME ALONE 3 – with nobody from the original cast

And the all-time Christmas stinkburger:

-SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS – with a very young Pia Zadora

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PETS MAKE THE HOLIDAYS HAPPIER

A survey  of 2,000 “pet parents”  finds 81% are happy to be home for the holidays with their fur babies because they make the holidays better.  39% always get their pet a gift for Christmas spending about 50 bucks on a pet’s holiday goodies.  Remember, vets remind pet parents NOT TO GIVE people food as lots of ingredients can make pets seriously ill.

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LOYAL TO A FAULT

I think most Patriot fans (and NFL pundits for that matter) can agree that the Matt Patricia experiment has failed. While it’s nice Coach Bill Belichick is loyal to his old pals Patricia and Joe Judge, it’s painfully obvious neither has a clue when it comes to coaching offense. Why would anyone (even in Bill We Trust) think two failed head coaches with no pro offensive coaching experience suddenly awaken one morning a be a clip board genius? Loyalty is a wonderful thing… just not in the red zone.

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Ron St. Pierre is a veteran broadcaster whose career has spanned over four decades. Ron has programmed, performed on and managed WHJJ, WPRO, WWRX, 790 The Score in Providence, as well as WBZT and WKGR in West Palm Beach and WABC in New York City. Ron also anchored sports on WPRI Ch 12 in Providence. He is a member of both the Rhode Island Radio and Television and the City of Pawtucket Halls of Fame. He was born and raised in Pawtucket.

Jen Brien has over 20 years of radio broadcast experience having hosted shows on WPRO and WHJJ with Ron as well as her own shows on WRKO and WBZ in Boston, WXTK on Cape Cod and WHAM in Rochester, New York. Jen was born and raised in Woonsocket and served six years in the Army MP Canine Unit.

Hazel, Ron’s dog, makes regular appearances.

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