It is what it is – Commentary on Aug. 13, 2025 – Jen Brien

by Jennifer Brien, contributing writer, commentary

HEMORRHOIDS DISGUISED AS POLITICIANS 

Isn’t it interesting gang that a handful of Democrat run cities are going down the crap shoot right now? Crime is out of control in at least 5 Democratic states as I write this and the most recent emphasis on WASHINGTON D.C is glaring because that’s where our country does its so called “business”. I, for one, love that Judge Jeanine and TRUMP are putting an end to the insanity and lawlessness that seems to be the norm in these solid blue places.

Who wouldn’t want stability, safety and a peaceful community where people can enjoy life and do their thing without being afraid to go see a movie or take a walk at sunset? While that’s a rhetorical question, we all know the answer. Anyone who is not a crazy progressive sees the sanity in the decision for TRUMP to go in there and clean the joint up. Even the mayor and police chief in D.C are “pledging support” for his directive while the rest of the party is screaming foul, and MSNBC is desperately trying to explain away reality. Prepare yourself gang! George Soros will surely hire some young strung out zombies to go hold signs somewhere demonizing this effort while chanting something insane like:

“ALL THE COLONISTS wore huge hats of cheese!

CLIMATE DENIERS burned down ALL the trees!

A stolen lamp post, a stained blue dress

we will fight for our crime, don’t clean up our mess”

 

What total idiots. It’s breathtaking. UGH… but I digress.

You can sure as heck believe JASMINE CROCKETT and AOC, two hemorrhoids pretending to be politicians will show up somewhere on the socials and have a flare up. Out of the bowels of that party will they emerge only to make a crazy TikTok dance singing about how crime makes Washington special. Crockett probably twerks on that one, eyelashes and all. Expect it.

But seriously, count on their co-morbidity to kick in when they see TRUMP wiping clean the underside of the D.C toilet bowl seat and start screeching about “TRUMP’S TYRANT RAGE” because the adults in the room showed up. I can’t pretend to like those two. They really are as terrible as a hemorrhoid flare up… .and you know I’m right.

IN SUMMARY… Trump has to do these things. Honestly… what choice does he have? Democrats cannot manage their own communities. We see the evidence all around us. Just look at the mess that is RI. GOV. McKee is terrible for this state…. RI agrees BTW.  Approval rate =19% …. while 64% of RI is pinching their nose and saying “pew” when his name is mentioned.

#facts

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THAT BRADY STATUE

PEOPLE, first thing I thought when I saw that BRADY MONSTROSITY last FRIDAY NIGHT was… he looks soft and pudgy in the middle, AND his dang head is too small! That statue is a disappointment. No one is supposed to say it, BRADY WOULD never say it…. the PRESS will never say it en mass, so I will. Even Brady’s response to it was definitely controlled. Like, when you open a gift in front of someone and you are expected to respond a certain way and you do, but it’s disingenuous and everyone knows it. He definitely wasn’t blown away even after Robert Kraft claimed “over 20,000 hours were spent on it”… (the math ain’t mathing on that claim tho….).

I’m sure the people who worked on it tried really hard but… his head looks like that dude in Beetlejuice . His name was “HARRY THE HUNTER” and we first saw him in the “AFTERLIFE” waiting room. Tiny head… big body. Remember him? That’s what I saw. And I’ll always see that.

Given that Brady is so neurotic about his diet… I doubt he liked seeing himself look like Patrick Mahomes’ “DAD BOD”.

Just sayin….

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INTO THE WINDOW OF MY MIND.

PART 1 – WHY CAN’T YOU WAVE?

Nothing frosts my flakes more than when you stop for someone IN YOUR CAR to let them out of a business or driveway while you’re on the way somewhere and they act like you don’t exist and fail to wave or even look at you. Why can’t you say thanks? Give a nod? A smile? ANYTHING!!!?? WHY ARE YOU SO HIDEOUS and act as though you’re “entitled” when I’m actually trying to help you out???!!!! Omg… this drives me mental. Are you THAT PERSON? Do you neglect to say thanks when someone stops their life to help you out and get you out of that DUNKINS drive thru EXIT you’re sitting at? I’m begging you…. acknowledge people. It’s a super easy kind gesture that takes zero effort.

Ya ya…”Oh Jen you’re so petty”. Nah. I’m not. It’s rude as hell when I stop my life and journey to help someone out only to see them speeding off flicking their cigarette butt out their window at me…AND NO WAVE… drives me mental. IT DOES.

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FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH…

SOME OF WHAT I HAVE LEARNED ON MY TRIP TO HELL AND BACK:

You grow into the woman your younger self would run to for PROTECTION.

Not everyone who you covet has your best interests at heart.

People closest to you still GOSSIP about you.

Life is HARD and will crush you if you let it.

Work friends are WORK friends.

Dying to self daily is the only way to do this life and have PEACE.

DOGS. Make LIFE better.

Keeping your eyes in your lane avoids all kinds of DRAMA.

SOME people are a season.

Discipline is key to most anything.

A lot of people play the part of Christian but refuse to surrender it all.

Humans are a really stupid species

Never saying the thing you should have said TO SOMEONE or about SOMETHING stays with you for the rest of your life .

Altering the mind with drugs and alcohol separates you from God

Many people put on a mask everyday when they head out into the world

Sports is rigged

I remember the way people made me feel… even from 40 years ago.

Lifting up the left out makes you special

Your values change after you’ve been “awakened”. Certain things won’t have the same appeal.

The best “skincare” advice for women…is… removing the man that’s stressing you out

😁

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That’s all I got this week gang. “IT IS WHAT IT IS”

Till next time,

Jen

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